if you were executed today, what would be your last meal?

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if you were executed today, what would be your last meal?

Postby j.23 on Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:46 pm

prior to your execution you are granted a last meal. i don't think there's a limit as to much how much you can request. so, what would you ask for?

i'd start off with:
- some sushi
- raw oysters
- calamari

then i'd move to
- a medium rare t-bone steak
- some fried chicken
- grilled bbq chicken
- a turkey sandwich (that's been leftover from thanksgiving)
- baked potatoes with a shitload of butter, chives, and sour cream
- lobsters and crab

then i'd finish the whole thing off with a big piece of mccain's chocolate cake.

what about you?
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Postby J@3 on Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:51 pm

Hmm...

Calamari, sushi, ravioli, KFC

I'd also have about 4 litres of Pepsi Max

Then I'd have some form of chocolate/caramel thing. Then I'd break out and throw up somewhere before living a happy life in Guatemala.
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Postby Cloudy on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:21 pm

I won't eat anything, don't wanna be buried with food in my stomach... :lol:
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Postby Dean on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:21 pm

Ala Prison Break Jae...Im telling you man, steal your PC and aquire the show!

Id have a baked dinner, fish and chips, waffles, coke, double bacon cheesburger.

Then also, id break out...before being caught and brutally beaten to death
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Postby Doobie on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:23 pm

KFC , More exact Honey BBQ chicken. Soooooooooo good . And some soder , mmmmm.
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Postby Fitzy on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:38 pm

Id go to work and eat a few bacon burger combos
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Postby BIG GREEN on Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:10 pm

Mine would be...

roasted duck or turkey
home made fried rice or cook up rice n' peas with shrimp (caribbean thing)
potato salad (american thing)
regular salad
mashed potatoes
fried red snapper
a milkshake

for desert...rich chocolate cake
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Postby Matt on Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:37 pm

i'd have plenty of fried chicken, then i'd proceed to take a big dump on the floor so some guard would have to clean it up :twisted:
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Postby Its_asdf on Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:28 am

A well done steak with mash potatoes.
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Postby Sthenslin on Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:49 am

i'd have a traditional English breakfest, with a pack of Marlboro Lights and very hot black coffe!!! (Y) (Y) (Y)
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Postby Indy on Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:24 am

The Batman wrote:i'd have a traditional English breakfest, with a pack of Marlboro Lights and very hot black coffe!!! (Y) (Y) (Y)


Marlboro Lights are tasty, but come on, its like you're smoking air. It's all about the Reds.
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Postby J@3 on Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:36 am

Traditional English breakfast... where's my throwing up smiley. No one needs to taste fried tomato's and mushrooms first thing in the morning. No one.
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Postby cyanide on Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:50 am

I'd start off with some calamari and tomato soup before moving on to a juicy beef burger and fries. I'll wash it down with a juicy chicken burger and a juicy footlong hot dog before gulfing down a 16 ounce baseball steak with asparagus and salad with basalmic vinegar. My finishing touch will be a plate of juicy crab and juicy lobster marinated with melted butter with juicy BBQed chicken on the side.

After eating all of that, I will proceed to stick two fingers in my mouth and hurl in each of the guards faces to temporarily blind them. I'll take one of their guns and shoot each of them into the mouth and happily watch their juicy brains fly all over the place. After letting out a devilishly menancing laugh, I'll proceed to put on my sinister Jack Nicholson grin and attempt to run out of the place, randomly shooting at prisoners in their cells before having three guard snipers shoot at me as I make my way out onto the basketball court. A bullet enters my leg, I let out a look of horror before another one strikes me in the pancreas. I let out a moan before the final bullet enters my skull and blows my juicy brains all over the three point line. RIP me :cry:
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Postby Drex on Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:38 am

Bistec a lo pobre conchetumare...with some ice cream, pancakes, bbq, hot dog...that's about it.
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Postby ixcuincle on Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:24 am

some KFC fried chicken with some Fried Shrimp , and then some jello for dessert

This reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Homer and Marge are framed for the death of an old lady. If you remember correctly Homer for his last meal is eating all this fried chicken and drinking all this beer and Marge goes "How can you have such an appetite at a time like this"...I forget the rest but Homer comments that "Once I get executed this cannon's going to go off...kabloom!"
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Postby ShAuN on Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:57 am

If i were being executed for Canabalism, then Id ask for a LIVE human, that way I wouldnt be executed

But seriosuly, I would go crazy, I would ask for French Toast, Big TBone Steak, 24 rack of Prime Ribs, Chicken with Mashpotaoes, and just some other shit.
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Postby Jackal on Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:06 am

BBQ'ed Ribs & some good ass iguana soup. :mrgreen:
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Postby trecenters on Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:24 am

I would pick the Bar... That way I would have plenty of choice and I could keep goin back.

I would just eat real slow go for extras, go take a big shit, then go right back to eating...
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Postby Cable on Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:27 am

I'd probably have rice with a small pistol concealed in the rice (I chose rice because you could hide a pistol in it), but I'd keep the pistol in my mouth when I 'ate' it, then I'd shoot whoever was going to kill me :mrgreen:
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Postby air gordon on Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:10 am

i'm allergic to iodine so for most of my life i haven't eaten shellfish.

i would definitely order lobster, crab, and shrimp
rice since i'm asian ;)
twice baked potato- i've always like these

call me crazy but knowing that i'd be executed i would ask for the thigh from the judge that sentenced my execution. and i would probably ask the meat of every animal that's close to being extinct

creme brulee then a newport for desert
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Postby FendeR` on Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:51 am

I'm problably have what I had at an amazing resteraunt in Williamsburg, amazing fried chicken with ham and little chopped up potatoes. Then I'd add in a medium rare steak with some mashed potatoes and gravy, and about 4 liters of soda to wash it all down, while at the same time throwing up from so much food.
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Postby thaKEAF on Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:52 am

A deep dish italian sausage pizza from Pizza Hut with a coke. :cry:
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Postby Riot on Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:16 am

I would probably have BBQ chicken, sweet corn, rice, Haroldson apple, Pepsi and a cupcake. :D
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Postby dada on Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:26 am

I would have some dumplings(festival probably) with ackee and saltfish. Probably drink some freshly squeeezed O.J. to go with it (or any natural drink for that matter). If they gave me a second serving of something then maybe I would eat some Jerk Pork.
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Postby #12 on Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:35 am

i would eat everything from kfc, mcdonalds. ill die anyways so might as well eat all the unhealthy foods
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