by cyanide on Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:50 am
I'd start off with some calamari and tomato soup before moving on to a juicy beef burger and fries. I'll wash it down with a juicy chicken burger and a juicy footlong hot dog before gulfing down a 16 ounce baseball steak with asparagus and salad with basalmic vinegar. My finishing touch will be a plate of juicy crab and juicy lobster marinated with melted butter with juicy BBQed chicken on the side.
After eating all of that, I will proceed to stick two fingers in my mouth and hurl in each of the guards faces to temporarily blind them. I'll take one of their guns and shoot each of them into the mouth and happily watch their juicy brains fly all over the place. After letting out a devilishly menancing laugh, I'll proceed to put on my sinister Jack Nicholson grin and attempt to run out of the place, randomly shooting at prisoners in their cells before having three guard snipers shoot at me as I make my way out onto the basketball court. A bullet enters my leg, I let out a look of horror before another one strikes me in the pancreas. I let out a moan before the final bullet enters my skull and blows my juicy brains all over the three point line. RIP me

if you were killed tomorrow, i WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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