Russell Peters: Funny Stand Up Comedian

[WL_Sniper]

have any of you ever heard of this guy, and if you've never heard of him then u got to watch one of his shows. this guy will make you laugh so hard you will cry.

[Jackal]

Yeah, my sister just brought back a CD with one of his shows on it. I think it was one taped in Canada. It's alright, he plays the race card way too much.

It's alright. Then again, I'm not one who thinks stand up's are funny so...I'll just let you folks decide.

[cyanide]

I watched one where he was featured on Comedy Now! or Comedy Central Presents... (in Montreal, it could be the same one Jackal has, not sure) Like Jackal said, he talks about the race card a lot, but I find this guy hilarious. Other than David Pryde, this guy's great to watch.

Does anyone else know any good comedians but not well known?

[Its_asdf]

He makes his Chinese accents really well and he can be downright hilarious at times. Hell I'm Chinese and even I can't make such a heavy Chinese accent.

[J@3]

Does anyone else know any good comedians but not well known?

Kevin "Bloody" Wilson (outside of Australia, he sings songs)

Hey Santa Claus you cunt
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

It was alot funnier when I was 12.

Anyways I like Emo Phillips, he's well known though

Oh, yes...I've tried my hand at sex.

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks.

Emo Phillips was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, Emo was asked if he knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. His reply: "I don't know, re-election to the Senate?"

[Jackal_]

Peters is fucking awesome! "Somebody gonna get a hurt!"

[cyanide]

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks.

ROFL!! That's great, that's awesome stuff. I hope Emo Phillips did a show in Montreal, because I'm definitely going to watch his show whenever it comes on Comedy Central.

There's also the Cable Guy, Legend says the guy's hilarious, but I've only seen him live briefly.

[FendeR`]

Larry the Cable Guy? He's pretty funny at times, not hilarious though. I think Carlos Mencia is hilarious though (he has his own show, "Mind of Mencia" on Comedy Central), his racist jokes are hilarious. He's Mexican, but he makes fun of Mexicans all the time and I think it's hilarious.

[Jackal]

"Somebody gonna get a hurt!"

That's the one I saw too, where the chinese guy's name was wantsomebong or something of the sorts. Anthony was his real name. I have it on CD right next to me. He's alright, I did laugh a lot though.

Perhaps if he didn't play the race card as much as he does, I'd say he's awesome. Then again, being an indian and all, I can see why he uses it as much as he does. Who the hell wants to see an indian comedian?

The onegina thing had me laughing for a bit too. The "I love women" thing also.

The african name thing had me going too, !toc or something. I want my children to have a click in their name too.

[Jackal_]

I just love how Larry the Cable Guy is such a redneck.. actually reminds me a bit of Riot lmfaoo... just how I picture him to be..

I thought Russell Peter's Indian jokes were hilarious, I have indian friends so I can see my friends doing the same shit.. I love the part about him calling child services on his dad "Go ahead call child services! I do know it takes them 22 minutes to get here. In that 22 minutes someone gonna get a hurt!"

roflmaoo

[cyanide]

The african name thing had me going too, !toc or something. I want my children to have a click in their name too.

Roofles! yeah that one was great! I had no idea about clicks in names, and it was funny in itself, but making a joke out of it was just hilarious!

"someone gonna get a hurt!"

I think it's actually "somebody gonna get a real hurt now [or bad]"

[Jackal_]

I think it's actually "somebody gonna get a real hurt now [or bad]"

You homo fuck

It's actually "Someone gonna get a hurt real bad!"

[cyanide]

You homo fuck

It's actually "Someone gonna get a hurt real bad!"

My bad. You're right. I'm so sorry for my mistake. Please forgive me.

Edit: I deeply apologize for my wrong actions. And you are the man.

[WL_Sniper]

I admit almost all his jokes are raceists (pretty sure i spelled it wrong) but even if hes making fun of your own race, you cant help but laugh.
One of the funnist parts was the punani joke. I was laughing so hard when he said that joke. Another funny one was when he was talking about the hand mosition in italy that ment "what the fuck" and then hes like do u noe what that would mean in indian "do u want to eat." Iwas cracking up after i heard that one cause im Indian and i noe thats so true.

[Username123]

Russel Peters is funny to brown people the most, cause he they can relate to him and all.. He does make fun of every race possible from Sri LAnkan to Chinese. Anyway a lot of Canadians posting in this thread....

[Jackal]

Lol, I forgot about the punani one, "hey lady, my son's sick, I want some punani."

"In fact, make that 2!"

The mixing of races was funny too, Ice Land + Cubans = little Ice Cubes.

[WL_Sniper]

a french + greek = Freaks

[Jackal]

Tch tch Sniper, don't talk bad about our residential Greek & his wife.

[Indy]

Dane Cook, David Cross and Robin Williams do the best stand up.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... e&s=music- Dane Cook

[cyanide]

Robin Williams annoy the hell out of me. Sure, he can be funny at times, but his style doesn't go through to me.

[WL_Sniper]

Tch tch Sniper, don't talk bad about our residential Greek & his wife.

my bad i guess

[Jackal_]

I saw Bob Saget do stand up when he was in town, probably the hardest I've ever laughed..it's kinda weird seeing him do stand up because everyone knows him as Danny Tanner from "Full House". All he did was talk about vagina's, penises, and jizzing. Kinda weird

[Indy]

Robin Williams annoy the hell out of me. Sure, he can be funny at times, but his style doesn't go through to me.

Have you ever heard his scottish impression and the golf bit?

[J@3]

Billy Connolly:

Two guys are talking and one says to the other: "What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?" The other one says, "I'd shag everything that moved...What would you do?" And he says, "I'd stand perfectly still."

Poor Michael Jackson and these sex allegations. As if it's not bad enough him being a Jehova's Witness, they're accusing him of behaving like a catholic priest!

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!

[Jackal_]

Robin Williams annoy the hell out of me. Sure, he can be funny at times, but his style doesn't go through to me.

Have you ever heard his scottish impression and the golf bit?

"So you going to have one hole?" "Fuck no! EIGHTEEN FUCKING TIMES!"

"Then we put shit in the way to fuck it all up!" "Put a flag on the hole to give you hope!"