Penis Causes Havock!

by **Mazzocchi** on Fri May 27, 2005 4:58 am

A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.

A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.

Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.

Link!

ahahaha :lol:

Now THAT is news!

by **J@3** on Fri May 27, 2005 5:07 am

On a somewhat similar note... there was an Asian/Australian outside of an American government building, standing there with his suitcases asking to see George Bush. They showed it on TV. A SWAT team crash tackled him from behind and took him away, then they blew up his suitcases suspected to be bombs... it was actually his clothes, the US Government blew up all of this guys clothes lol.

by **FendeR`** on Fri May 27, 2005 5:25 am

Wow, those are 2 incredibly RETARDED stories. Just kidding, but those are both really weird.

by **-BHZMAFIA-** on Fri May 27, 2005 5:28 am

Jae wrote::lol:

On a somewhat similar note... there was an Asian/Australian outside of an American government building, standing there with his suitcases asking to see George Bush. They showed it on TV. A SWAT team crash tackled him from behind and took him away, then they blew up his suitcases suspected to be bombs... it was actually his clothes, the US Government blew up all of this guys clothes lol.

LMAO! I remember seeing that. Maybe they should take him on a shopping spree now. :lol:

by **Jackal** on Fri May 27, 2005 5:48 am

I've read this one already, about the fake penis.

There was one a few weeks ago on a well used site amongst some of us, some voyeur freak had planted a voyeuristic video camera at the entrance of the Metro of NYC. It was meant to take upskirt shots of women using the stairs, alas people saw it & thought it was some sort of bomb, they investigated and all, I'll see if I can find a link. :mrgreen:

by **Drex** on Fri May 27, 2005 7:52 am

The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.

LMAO, nice stories

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Fri May 27, 2005 4:44 pm

You know it's dangerous nowadays when penises are everywhere, ready to explode.

by **Nick** on Sun May 29, 2005 9:10 pm

Yuh-huh, my penis gets mistaken for a pipe bomb all the time.

by **J@3** on Mon May 30, 2005 1:07 am

Nick wrote:Yuh-huh, my penis gets mistaken for a pipe bomb all the time.

by **Steve [The Spiderman]** on Mon May 30, 2005 1:21 am

Wow, I've never seen a pipe-bomb before, it is quite similar to a penis though.

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Mon May 30, 2005 4:41 am

Jae wrote:

It looks more like an ergonomic bong.

by **J@3** on Mon May 30, 2005 9:24 am

It's just a pipe.

by **COOLmac©** on Mon May 30, 2005 4:50 pm

can you blow weedsmoke in that thing?

by **Nick** on Mon May 30, 2005 5:16 pm

Well obviously. You could smoke pubic hair through it if you really wanted to. The choice is yours.

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