6 Simple Steps For New Posters

[ATTENTIONWHORE]

I used to be a noob. I used to get attacked by various people.
I have created a 6-step system to follow for success in posting here at the NLSC.
1. Read what people say. Sometimes what you read is different than what you think.

2. Don't be self-centered.
Flames will emerge from the depths of hell if this is done. Trust me...it's happened before.

3. Don't talk to those whom piss thyself off. Self-explanatory.

4. Don't post something that will get you flamed from here to Timbuktu. Something like "Rap sucks" fits in this catagory.

5. Don't post stuff that draws attention to thyself. Ask Jackal about me. He'll tell you that I'm an attention whore. So will others.

6. Last but not least, as it goes with the last step, DO NOT FIGHT WITH JACKAL. He will lay a supreme smackdown on yo ass. I've made that mistake MANY times before. I'm glad I'm still alive.
So there ya go. 6 steps that screwed my life as a poster forever by me not following them, and 6 steps that can save your life in posting.

[Jay-Peso]

This thread didn't follow the 6 steps that you posted.

[Matthew]

Just when you think someone cant do anything dumber..

[ATTENTIONWHORE]

[Matthew]

You continue to set new standards for yourself...

[ATTENTIONWHORE]

[Matthew]

5. Don't post stuff that draws attention to thyself.

"I have created a 6-step system to follow for success in posting here at the NLSC."

Look at the results!

[ATTENTIONWHORE]

How else am I supposed to phrase it? Tell me that, smartass.

[idiot]

this is lankyman? i knew it

no... i actually thought it was jackal with a downsized postcount

[J@3]

I'm now taking bets on how long it'll take LankyMan to have a full mental breakdown right here on the forums.

[Hotshot]

I used to be a noob. I used to get attacked by various people.
I have created a 6-step system to follow for success in posting here at the NLSC.
1. Read what people say. Sometimes what you read is different than what you think.

2. Don't be self-centered.
Flames will emerge from the depths of hell if this is done. Trust me...it's happened before.

3. Don't talk to those whom piss thyself off. Self-explanatory.

4. Don't post something that will get you flamed from here to Timbuktu. Something like "Rap sucks" fits in this catagory.

5. Don't post stuff that draws attention to thyself. Ask Jackal about me. He'll tell you that I'm an attention whore. So will others.

6. Last but not least, as it goes with the last step, DO NOT FIGHT WITH JACKAL. He will lay a supreme smackdown on yo ass. I've made that mistake MANY times before. I'm glad I'm still alive.
So there ya go. 6 steps that screwed my life as a poster forever by me not following them, and 6 steps that can save your life in posting.

^ i vote this for most pathetic post ever on an internet forum

[Bill Russell]

I'm now taking bets on how long it'll take LankyMan to have a full mental breakdown right here on the forums.

I always think that when I read his posts too...

[ATTENTIONWHORE]

You people are mean inconsiderant bastards. All you do is bash people and their posts. I'm through with this hell hole. Fuck all of you.