by Stevan on Mon Jan 19, 2004 12:07 am
This is standard "star" procedure of the new milleneum people. Want some attention? Stage/or actually perform a rape. Michael Jackson's last album doesn't sell well? Give a few little boys the one eyed monster and that changes. Kobe doesn't win the MVP last season after that string of 40 point games? No problem, acquire one hotel room, a chair, and a whore, and the whole world is talking about you!
Disclaimer: Please do note that there are rules to be applied to sexual offenses. For example, "stardom" is a pre-requisite for extreme levels of attention gained through sexual offenses! An ordinary person cannot gain stardom by raping someone. An ordinary person may gain stardom by being raped by a person of considerable "stardom". Financial gains cannot be made by ordinary people unless they are either raped by a famous person, or rape several famous persons of considerable "stardom". Raping a famous person will not allow you any of life's advantages you previously did not have, infact it will detract from your freedom (pending on the number of rapes you commit of course). Being raped by a famous person however will quite possibly land you a book deal, or some cash from a Television movie credit. "Rape" was designed to help those in power gain recognition primarily through the sympathy of non-believers, and may also be used as a way of showing ones ability to overcome difficult times. A famous person cannot show the true strength of their character without overcomming the adversity of a rape conviction. The rules are in place!
Disclaimer #2: No you may not file a lawsuit against me for the above disclaimer. It in no way communicates that "Rape" is acceptable! The possibility that you went out and gave your dog a beef injection was a result of your own dirty mind. You should know that raping your dog will not gain you a book deal nor money or attention. And NO, posting on this forum does not mean that you are "famous" hence once again, no attention may be gained through this. Fame is a catalyst for fame.
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