Welcome to the Post-Scalabrine Era of Scalabrinelessness

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/20080365/brian-scalabrine-retiring-to-the-tv-booth

The NBA's most-beloved human victory cigar is putting himself out.

After 11 NBA seasons, Brian Scalabrine is officially retiring, he told Yahoo Sports. Most recently with the Bulls, Scalabrine said he wanted to play another season but couldn't find any takers.

"There was zero interest [in me]," he said. "Not some, but zero."

Scalabrine is one of those NBA players who made a successful NBA career out of very little. He was cut twice in high school, didn't have any scholarship offers but finally found a landing spot with USC after a solid junior college career. He was a second-round pick of the Nets in 2001 and just found a way to hold on.

Scalabrine found his niche as a locker room and bench guy, adding veteran leadership and often some much-needed levity to tense situations.

It's an interesting question actually: Has there ever been a more popular 12th man in the NBA? As Sergio Gonzalez of CBSSports.com said, "If there was a 12th man Hall of Fame, he'd be the Bill Russell of it." I don't really think you can argue with that.

Scalabrine said he had an offer from Tom Thibodeau, who coached him in Boston and Chicago, to join the Bulls staff. He declined, instead taking a TV offer to join Celtics broadcasts this season. He'll work three preseason games and eight regular-season games, as well as some studio work.

"Saying no to Thibs was the hardest decision I've ever had to make," he said. "I thought it would be great to work with him and the Bulls, but I think a trial run with TV is the way I want to go right now."

In 11 seasons, Scalabrine averaged 3.1 points and 2.0 rebounds per game in 520 appearances.

"There was zero interest [in me]," he said. "Not some, but zero."

That's...depressingly candid.

Well, hats off him to anyway, he found a place in the league for over a decade, had his moments, gained a lot of fan support and won a ring. It would've been cool to see him join the Bulls coaching staff but with his personality, he should only enhance Celtics broadcasts.

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Celtics broadcasts now include both Tommy AND Scal? Heaven.

But honestly, he did a fine job during the Celtics' playoff run in the studio, I just hope someday the real Mamba can get another ring, as a coach.

Celtics broadcasts now include both Tommy AND Scal? Heaven.

hopefully he REPLACES Tommy. can't stand him. GIVE HIM A TOMMY POINT!!!

A sad day for NBA basketball.

I thought he's the one, but, oh white mamba

Here's a video dedicated to The White Mamba:

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Come on Morey, sign this guy!

If the Heat sign Scal I won't be hating on them anymore.

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I was wondering why ESPN posted a video of Scal on facebook, only to find out that he is retiring... A sad day for the NBA!