airBerlin wrote:1. Mavericks
2. Lakers
3. Blazers
4. Jazz
5. Thunder
6. Nuggets
7. Spurs
8. Grizzlies
Tee-hee, I wish I had your optimism.
Lemme think this out...
1. Lakers - They're still pretty good at basketball. Steve Blake a great value signing for their current situation
2. Jazz - I'm wary as hell about these guys. The Lakers ate them up, but they seemed to be on an absolute roll offensively by the end of last season. I know they didn't add all that much by replacing Boozer with Jefferson and Wes Matthews will be missed, but Paul Millsap is really, really good.
3. Thunder - I still think they're a little green, but why not predict them to take the jump up? They're really stacked, might lose out to the Jazz by the slightest.
4. Mavs - Your Dallas Mavericks: outperforming pyth. record since 2008! Your Dallas Mavericks: losing every year of the playoffs since 2006...uh, FOREVER! /slashes wrists, then jumps into a tank filled with sharks.
5. Blazers - LOL PAUL ALLEN IS THE NEW AL DAVIS, YOU GUYS WILL NEVER GET A GM LIKE PRITCHARD AGAIN. One of the deepest (the deepest, perhaps?) top-to-bottom rosters in the entire league, but for some reason I don't see the absolute dynamite go-to guy. Sure, I have a mancrush on Brandon Roy (playmaking wings!), and he certainly is an elite clutch scorer, but I hate on him, and then he'll totally prove me wrong. Then again, I don't know shit about the Blazers, apart from their depth. And Greg Oden's knees? shudder. Still, I don't see them any worse than #5, unless injuries eat them again.
6. Nuggets - Holy shit the Northwest is stacked. The Timberwolves are like one of those ACME anchors which keeps the rest down. I couldn't drop these guys any lower even with their problems. That team never really got it back together after George Karl's illness.
7. Rockets - Go Astros! ARGH THEY'RE SO BAD, TRADE OSWALT ALREADY. At least the Rangers are finally doing stuff /knock on wood. I feel obligated to hate the Rockets as a division rival, but some of their fans have really gotten on my nerves lately. Still, they're due an improvement across the board, with Yao back, though they're probably still wait-and-see, and he could easily go down again. I'd bet on him playing more games than Tyson Chandler...by just a bit.
8. Spurs - Fuck the Spurs! They'll probably annoy me more by being surprising and sneaking into the middle seeds. Their whole is always greater than their sum of parts, but Parker seems to have regressed, Duncan's age seems to have impacted his consistency, Manu isn't going to be ridiculous for a whole season like he was for two months last season, I don't think George Hill and DeJuan Blair are any more than solid starters (which is good, but...). Splitter is going to do work for them and I do like James Anderson, but I don't see the Spurs having the quality to reach the heights of even recent seasons.
The also-rans:
9. Suns - I think they'll hang around, being carried by Nash, before ultimately being dumped. I think they can replace most of Amare's production scoring-wise, but it'll cost them eventually.
10. Grizzlies - Rudy Gay is not worth that contract. OJ Mayo probably won't be elite, ever, but he's an above-average starter who plays D and can shoot very well. Mike Conley is my fantasy kryptonite, I always have high hopes for him. Marc Gasol and Zach Randolph are a nice...one-way frontcourt. I'm still optimistic about Thabeet as a top defensive center, but he probably needs a full year in D-League to develop adequacy offensively. Greivis Vasquez seems like a pretty cool guy. Xavier Henry? Future elite bench scorer, but I don't see too much better than a decent starter.
11. Kings - Cousins is clearly a temperamental type, but him and Evans could be a ridiculous guard-forward combo. They're fine elsewhere, but they probably could do with one or two more jigs in the lottery to get back to the height of the Adelman days.
12. Hornets - I hope they make CP3 available. Be still, my beating heart.
13. Clippers - So much talent...so crappy. Eric Gordon! Blake Griffin! Bizarro combo guards Eric Bledsoe and Willie Warren! Al-Farouq Aminu! Baron and Chris Kaman, yay. They'll be fun to watch, I guess.
14. Warriors - They're slightly less bizarro than last season. Steph Curry is awesome, I bet David Lee is a chill bro too. Man, this team used to be epic on NBA 2K9 where defense wasn't all that important and you could just roll out an endless line of three-point shooters. I buried guys by attempting, like, 50 threes a game. Oh wait, that's what they do in real life?
15. T'Wolves - Heh.