NBA Christmas List

For Kenyon Martin: A new attitude
For Earl Boykins: 10-inches
For Richard Hamilton: 10 pounds
For Darko Milicic: 10 minutes a game

For Kurt Thomas and Al Harrington: New Eyes
For Eddie Griffin and Ron Artest: New brains
For Alonzo Mourning: A new kidney
For Grant Hill: A new ankle
For Anthony Mason: A new face

For Vlade, Peja, and Toni: Bic Razors with Instructions
For the Van Gundy Brothers: Rogaine with Instructions
For Kwame Brown: Any type of instruction

For Yao Ming: More Touches
For Cuttino Mobley: Less Touches

For Andrei Kirilenko: Recognition
For Jerry Sloan: The Year Off
For the Utah Jazz: Emeka Okafor

For Karl Malone: A ring
For Tim Duncan: A personality
For Tracy McGrady: A muzzle, and some shooters

What are yours?

NJ winning the ChampionShip

Boykins getting MIP AND 6th Man

For Scottie Pippen: An Injury-Free New Year
For the whole Chicago team: Stablility, and health

For Orlando: Some real Magic (sorry, best I could muster)
For T-Mac: The Big Book of Zone Defense

For Flip Murray: The starting role...again

For the Los Angeles Lakers: Continued team harmony
For fans of the LA Lakers: At best, a 61-0 finish. Failing that, a 55-6 finish.
For haters of the LA Lakers: At worst, a 51-10 finish. At best, 40-21 finish.

For Shaq-30 less lbs
For Kobe-Freedom from the media
For the Orlando Magic and Chicago Bulls-Good coaching
For Orlando-A win streak
For MJ-Some common sense
For Lebron-consistancy
For Ricky D-Favor in Silas's heart

For Anthony Mason: A new face

err i think this should be on Tyrone Hills' Christmas list as well
as for Raps earning homecourt advantage first time in franchise history
VC to be completly healthy,Raptors to win a championship Nash to come to Raps next offseason,Glen Grunweld for GM of the year

For Orlando: Their 20th Loss of the season @ New Jersey on Friday

For Lakers: Continue to play a team game
For Kobe: A fair trial...hopefully freedom!
For Karl/Payton: A BRAND-NEW Ring!
For Devean George: finish this season as a career year!

For Nuggets: Playoff time
For Earl: GAME-TIME and MIP and 6th man
For Melo: ROY award

For Cleveland: Trade away Ricky Davis
For Ricky Davis: Sent to a better team for him (Where he can HOG)
For Lebron James: Finish his Rookie year on a high!

For Chicago: Good Health which leads to Playoffs

For Clippers: Better luck next season!

For Orlando: no more 'L's
For Tyronn Lue: Keeping up the good play

For Rockets: Consistency
For Yao: More touches (As said above)
For Cat: Same a other guy said!
For Franchise: More passing TO Yao

For Wizards: Something which will wake Kwame Brown UP!!!

TO NLSC: MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

For Orlando- to at least not have the worst record in the league after the season.
For Carter- to play all 82 games and have a shot in winning the MVP.
For Mcgrady- to realize that he is the man in orlando and its time to takeover.

For Kobe-Freedom from the media

Lol, he should have thought of the consequences before he stuck his willy ( ) into another woman except his wife.

Orlando Magic: Winning some more games so they don't look too horrible
Karl Malone: Keep going strong and playing all the rest of the games.
Elton Brand: Coming back from injurying and show that he is the best rebounder!
Houston Rockets: Make the playoff (About fucking time, damit!!)
Carmelo Anthony: Getting the well deserved Rookie of the year award.
Cuttino Mobley: Get traded or benched
Paul Pierce: Stop just for once dropping the fucking BALL!!!!

My list is short...

Paul Pierce to find his shot
Philly Sixers to get rid of the injury bug
Antonio McDyess to recover and get 16ppg and 10rpg
Allen Iverson to get the MVP
Eric Snow to get a place on the All-Star roster

For Vlade, Peja, and Toni: Bic Razors with Instructions

and Ricky Davis that goatee is gotten ugly