Stockalone Shorts

This guy must be into showerfun.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/meet-stockton-malone-shorts-a-real-and-good-high-school-basketball-player-in-utah-191654298.html

I'm out.

Here's hoping he makes it, and ends up on the Jazz. It'd only be fitting.

I clicked the article hoping to see someone in short shorts. Needless to say, I was greatly disappointed.

I thought nut hugging shorts were back in vogue again. It ends up that parents can be cruel sometimes.

I clicked the article hoping to see someone in short shorts. Needless to say, I was greatly disappointed.

Ha I was expecting (not hoping) to see someone in short shorts

What are you trying to imply???