After the 2015-16 season predictions of retirement and coaching changes

Mine are listed here:

Retirements (some listed):
Andre Miller will retire from the T'Wolves and replace Brett Brown as the 76ers new HC (yet, he is the eldest player in the league)
Tim Duncan will retire from the Spurs and replace either Steve Clifford or his interm as the Hornets new HC
Paul Pierce will retire from the Clippers and replace Brad Stevens as the Celtics new HC
Kevin Garnett will retire from the T'Wolves
Derrick Rose will retire from the Bulls due to injuries and replace David Joerger as the Grizzlies new HC

Coaching changes:
76ers: Brett Brown fired and Andre Miller replaces
Celtics: Brad Stevens traded in a 3-team trade with Utah, Phoenix and Boston to Phoenix and Paul Pierce replaces
Clippers: Doc Rivers bolts to Marquette and Mike Woodson replaces
Grizzlies: David Joerger fired and Derrick Rose replaces
Hornets: Steve Clifford fired or Bob Weiss retires and Tim Duncan replaces
Jazz: Quin Snyder fired and Jeff Hornacek replaces due to three-team trade with Boston, Phoenix and Utah
Kings: Corliss Williamson let go or George Karl retires and John Calipari replaces
Lakers: Byron Scott fired and Paul Pressey replaces
Magic: Interm Mario Elie let go and Georgios Bartzokas from Lokomotiv Kuban replaces
Nets: Lionel Hollins fired and Paul Westphal replaces
Pacers: Frank Vogel fired and Nate McMillan replaces
Pistons: Stan Van Gundy leaves and Isiah Thomas replaces
Rockets: J.B. Bickerstaff let go and Brad Miller replaces
Suns: Jeff Hornacek traded in 3-team trade with Utah, Phoenix and Boston to Utah and Brad Stevens replaces
T'Wolves: Sam Mitchell fired and Shawn Respert replaces
Trail Blazers: Terry Stotts fired and Monty Williams replaces
Warriors: Luke Walton let go and Steve Kerr leaves and Tim Hardaway replaces

what the....

Why the "what the"?

He's predicting what will happen in the next year as far as Player Retirements and coaching changing goes.

Never seen bigger nonsense...

People have their own opinions and predictions.... doesn't mean they're always right.
No need to make him feel like shit.

People have their own opinions and predictions.... doesn't mean they're always right.
No need to make him feel like shit.

Not every retired player must be coach in season after he retires. That's what Corymach needs to understand.
Why would Doc Rivers leave Clippers?
Per his logic, just because D Rose played for Memphis at college ball, doesn't make him first candidate for coach. This is NBA, not some random Asian league.

My predictions:

Retirements:

Kobe Bryant retires and becomes the new manager of AC Milan after manager Siniša Mihajlović gets sacked.
LeBron James retires from the NBA to pursue a career in baseball after failing to win a title with Cleveland. He will sign a contract with Chiba Lotte Marines of the NPB
Ty Lawson banned for life from the NBA due to alcohol issues
KG
Tim Duncan

Coaching changes:

76ers: Brett Brown fired but no coach named because LOL Sixers
Kings: George Karl fired. DeMarcus Cousins named Player-Coach
Lakers: Byron Scott fired. Replaced by Carlo Ancelotti
Magic: Scott Skiles fired. Replaced by Horace Grant
T'Wolves: Sam Mitchell fired. Replaced by Jay Triano
Thunder: Billy Donovan fired. Replaced by Brandon Roy
Raptors: Dwane Casey fired. Replaced by Pep Guardiola who employs a Tiki-taka strategy which results in the Raptors winning 8 straight championships as well as 2 undefeated 82-0 seasons.

Yeah, I respect cory's oppionion only if he is not older than 10. If he is older than 10 though, he is obviously trolling. I hate non-sense trolling.

Derrick Rose reitres due to injury and he becomes a headcoach straight ahead ? 27 years of age and he becomes a HC ? Trust me, Cory, if Rose is forced to retire due to injuries, you will hear his name and "depression" in the same sentence for at least 4 years.

Retirements:
LeBron James - decides to retire and start working as main admin on NBA Memes FB page

Luke Ridnour - he feels like shit after 5 trades in week, so he decides to work as a Farmer in North Dacota

Lance Stephenson - banned from NBA, causd he is Lance Stephenson. He continues playing in EBL - Ear Blowing League

George Karl - Corymach petition with 5 signs made him regret for signing with Kings in first place.

Coach changes
Sixers will fire Brett Brown and sign my middle school coach, who left team in middle of season, cause he went on yacht trip with his girlfriend.

Steve Kerr will be released by Warriors, cause Ker means bitch on Serbian

Doc Rivers leaves Clippers and open fishing company D&A - Doc and Austin. Austin Rivers will retire from NBA, cause he sucks.


Brad Stevens will get fired by Celtics cause he looks like pedo. New coach will be Edwin Van Der Sar

Steve Kerr will be released by Warriors, cause Ker means bitch on Serbian

Retirements:
Ty Lawson banned for life from the NBA due to alcohol issues

This is actually possible. At least there's something legit in this thread