Making New Awards

Tim Duncan doesn't have a weird voice. Mavs fans.

I do't think his voice his crazy weird. But when I saw him for the 1st time when I was 7, It felt like his voice would be like James Earl Jones deep. And I don hate the Spurs.

Fuck it!
Asshole of the year!
Sexiest wife of the year!
The Dennis Rodman award......nuff' said.

Andrea Bargnani/ Brook Lopez award

I assume that's for big men not rebounding, but we should probably post the context, and not just player names.

EDIT: Also the worst starter of the year award. Derek Fisher comes to mind.

It's probably still Keith Bogans, though towards the end of the year he did start knocking down his open threes on cue.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?page=DPOY-2011

Dr. Jack Ramsay thinks Bogans is the Defensive Player of the Year.

Joe Smith started some games for the Nets, I'd give it to him.

You'd probably have to give it to Travis Outlaw as Bogans is fairly innocuous. Holy shit has Trout been bad. I liked him in Portland, but he has fallen off a cliff in Jersey.

Hasheem Thabeet Award

I have to agree with Lamrock that some of you are just not getting this whole discussion forum thing at all.

Hasheem Thabeet Award

The highest rookie drafted that played in the D-League? That's nice.

Backing up a bit...

Jack Haley Award would be for the inexplicable terrible player the team is required to have to try and keep a headcase star in line.

Which Laker gets that award for babysitting Artest?

Travis Oulaw definitely gets the worst starter of the year I think. I felt kinda sorry for him when the crowd chanted "MVP" sarcastically when he was at the free throw line.

Also:

The Marko Jaric Award: goes to the player who shows the greatest discrepancy in the "basketball skills to hot girlfriend/wife" ratio

Backing up a bit...

Jack Haley Award would be for the inexplicable terrible player the team is required to have to try and keep a headcase star in line.

Which Laker gets that award for babysitting Artest?

Easy, Lamar Odom.

except lamar odom is great..so he doesnt really fit as "terrible player around to keep someone happy".

yeah but they've known each other since high school, but the winner here is ron ron's psychologist. she's keeping him in check