Top 10 Players In the NBA Right Now

1. D-Wade
2. Kobe
3. LeBron
4. Durant
5. Dwight
6. CP3
7. Melo
8. Dirk
9. Rondo
10. Roy

Honorary mention : Rose, D-Will, Bosh, Gasol.

I'm tempted to agree with Badger's basketball about Jennings.. Ah well..

The day Dwight Howard learns more than one post move and learns to keep himself out of foul trouble for most games is the day ZanShadow will give him a blowjob like ZanShadow did with the LeBron, Wade, Bosh, and Joe Johnson.

ZanShadow wants to suck Dwight's cock so hard that he's even put ahead of Dirk.
ZanShadow is so stupid he considers Kobe as the second best player because of the rings. If Robert Horry was still playing, he should be number 1!



Just my opinion...that ZanShadow sucks cocks and likes it up the ass.


EDIT: Oh wait, it is indeed FACT that ZanShadow sucks cocks and likes it up the ass!

1. LeBron James
2. Kevin Durant will most likely win mvp this year
3. Chris Paul
4. Pau Gasol
5. Carmelo Anthony
6. Kobe Bryant his finger is buggin him. told a reporter after the Lakers' first exhibition game that his surgically repaired right knee was only "60 percent" and that it was extremely painful during the NBA Finals. plus he is how old now?
7. Amar'e Stoudemire
8. D. Rose
9. Joakim Noah
10. Dwight Howard

horable mentions. (not in order)
Artest
Dirk
D. Williams
Wade (he gets injured way too easily)
J. Johnson
T. Evans
Westbrook
k-love
rondo

Last edited by puttincomputers on Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:53 am, edited 1 time in total.

1. Dirk
2. Dirk
3. Dirk
4. LeBran
5. LeBron and Wade's hoe, Bosh
6. Durantula
7. Kobe "sucks" Bryant
8. Liam Washburn
9. Shawn Kemp
10. Dirk

Dirk=GOAT?

Nah, he's just a Dirk cocksucker.

Hey now, that term is reserved for Zanshadow and Zanshadow alone! Mkay?

If you say so.

1. LeBron James
2. Kevin Durant will most likely win mvp this year
3. Chris Paul
4. Pau Gasol
5. Carmelo Anthony
6. Kobe Bryant his finger is buggin him. told a reporter after the Lakers' first exhibition game that his surgically repaired right knee was only "60 percent" and that it was extremely painful during the NBA Finals. plus he is how old now?
7. Amar'e Stoudemire
8. D. Rose
9. Joakim Noah
10. Dwight Howard

horable mentions. (not in order)
Artest
Dirk
D. Williams
Wade (he gets injured way too easily)
J. Johnson
T. Evans
Westbrook
k-love
rondo

You need to stick to your politics threads on the "general talk" forum. Kindly GTFO THIS FORUM! If you put Kevin Love in the top 50, let alone the top 20, you're an idiot. Artest would barely crack the top 50 list, same with Evans and Westbrook. and D-Wade should be between 2-4 depending on whether you love KD that much or whether you hate Kobe.

Ammo is 16th. Scal 14th and Darko 11th.

But what about Kwame and Brian Cardinal?

15th and 12th. Coby Karl at 13.

I dont even get why people take these lists seriously? It's all subjective.

Not to mention anyone who takes anything puttitincomputers seriously is a moron. Got a good laugh out of him though, Amar'e > Dwight = Funnies.

hey laughter is what i am here for.

Good thing you know you're a joke.

did anyone notice i typed horable mentions? not that it was intentional, but it works...partly . lol

Houndy >>> He used to have an avatar about Dirk.

1. Jason Kidd
2. Rodrique Beaubois
3. Caron Butler
4. Dirk Nowitzki
5. Brendan Haywood
6. Shawn Marion
7. Tyson Chandler
8. Jason Terry
9. Dominique Jones
10. Brian Cardinal

Why'd you leave Matt Carroll hanging? You know he's right there, waiting to give out high-fives

Why'd you leave Matt Carroll hanging? You know he's right there, waiting to give out high-fives

Brian Cardinal fits the ten man lineup more that Carroll. Didn't even know that he is still in the roster.

Why'd you leave Matt Carroll hanging? You know he's right there, waiting to give out high-fives

Brian Cardinal fits the ten man lineup more that Carroll. Didn't even know that he is still in the roster.

He isn't. He was traded back to Charlotte in the Chandler deal.

1. Jason Kidd
2. Rodrique Beaubois
3. Caron Butler
4. Dirk Nowitzki
5. Brendan Haywood
6. Shawn Marion
7. Tyson Chandler
8. Jason Terry
9. Dominique Jones
10. Brian Cardinal

Wrong.
1. Dirk
2. Marion
3. Butler
4. Kidd
5. Beaubois
6. Chandler
7. Terry
8. Stevenson
9. Haywood
10. Barea

Holy crap, the Mavericks have a deep bench.

1. Kevin Martin
2. Aaron Brooks
3. Yao Ming
4. Luis Scola
5. Shane Battier
6. Courtney Lee
7. Chase Budinger
8. Kyle Lowry
9. Chuck Hayes
10. Brad Miller

My list:
1.Kobe (feeling some rumbling in my stomach)
2.Bron
3.KD
4.Wade
5.Dwight Howard
6.CP3
7.D-Will (rumbling again, I might vomit)
8.KG (he still is, if he's HEALTHY)
9.Dirk
10.Rondo (just vomited)

Anyone who's putting Dwight under Top 5 doesn't know shit about basketball...

I'd put Tim Duncan over Dwight anytime. Wait, on the list I mean.

To me, Dwight Howard is just a big guy who can get in the paint and dunk the ball in.

1: Tiny Gallon
1a: Austin Daye
2: JR Smith
3: Timofey Mozgov
4: Keyon Dooling
5: Mo Williams
6: Avi Lee
7: White PG From Duke
8: Joe Alexander
9: Derrick Rose
10: Rasual Butler

Anyone who's putting Dwight under Top 5 doesn't know shit about basketball...

I'd put Tim Duncan over Dwight anytime. Wait, on the list I mean.

To me, Dwight Howard is just a big guy who can get in the paint and dunk the ball in.

Part of list title says "Right Now". It'd make sense if it was a few years ago. Right now, Dwight's one of the best player to build a team around.