by Bang on Tue May 31, 2005 10:17 am
Go Wade!
Go Shaq!
Go Heat!
Seriously, IF Detroit wins (which won't happen but that's my opinion) won't we get the most boring finals ever?
Game 1 DET@SA 55-60 Duncan with 30 points
Game 2 DET@SA 40-32 Lowest scoring game...ever...Duncan with 30 points and Nazr Mohammed with the 2. Amazingly Ben Wallace scores 20 and Rip Hamilton scores 20.
Game 3 SA@DET 72-80 (OT) After the game was tied at 70-70, Detroit somehow manages to win despite Duncan scoring 36.
Game 4 SA@DET 99-100 (4OT) Duncan's shot at the buzzer misses and Detroit wins again. 99% of the crowd was sleeping by 3rd OT. 0 points were scored in the 3rd OT, making it "the most boring OT ever".
Game 5 DET@SA 20-22 A new record in an already very low scoring series. Duncan scores all of Spurs 22 points. Popovich gets very angry.
Game 6 SA@DET 90-82 The first decent scoring game.
Game 7 DET@SA 191-191 (Way too many OTs to remember, plus no one was awake anyhow) The first championship tie ever. After the referees died from exhaustion and darko scored 52 points, even the 1% of the crowd that wasn't sleeping after 3 scoreless overtimes were sleeping. Darko and Hamilton are the only ones alive, everyone else is just sleeping on the court. Darko claims he won the 1 on 1 game, but sadly no one was watching. Darko steals the championship and keeps on claiming it's his, trying to fly to Serbia-Montenegro with it. The officials proclaim this the first tie ever. Oddly, Darko and Hamilton were on the same team but Hamilton was way too sleepy to see who it was and Darko didn't really care, he just wanted to play so he decided to steal Bruce Bowen's jersey and play. (Bruce Bowen was put in a coma due to exhaustion) None of Darko's 52 points counted because
1) he was in the wrong team
2) nobody was awake
3) he's darko