Face Masks now on sale at the NBA Store!

However, they're not the kind of face mask you would expect.

http://store.nba.com/search/face%20mask

DAmmit, I wanted a Rip Hamilton clear face mask!

There needs to be a Rip Hamilton face mask, wearing a facemask.

And the person wearing the Rip Hamilton face mask wearing a facemask happens to be wearing a face mask underneath too.

NBAception, at its finest.

Then it turns out that the person wearing it is actually Rip Hamilton.

Does he turn out to have been dead this whole time, or is that taking it one twist too far?

No Cliff Paul?

Does he turn out to have been dead this whole time, or is that taking it one twist too far?

If it is I say Jimmy Butler did it.

And thus, a critically and financially successful blockbuster was made.

Does he turn out to have been dead this whole time, or is that taking it one twist too far?

His nickname is RIP. That should've been the giveaway.

Dead giveaway.

Perfect, but now it's too obvious. We need to get another twist in there.

perhaps he's not actually dead, he faked it, and has been living the life of a lumberjack.

Too soon to use that one. Our twist needs to be at least a decade or so old, in my estimation.