And people make fun of Space Jam...

Little People, Big Pippen, and the most bizarre press release ever

Well, this is fun.

Scottie Pippen felt compelled to put out a press release today, regarding his cameo in some straight-to-DVD movie called "Midgets vs. Mascots," starring Gary Coleman.

According to Game On, the flick has generated gossip because Coleman — who made a trip to the ER this week — is upset that it includes inadvertent nude footage of him. (Isn't that the worst kind?)

As for Pippen, he has his own issues with the movie. But before you start accusing him of beating up midgets, hear him out.

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Admittedly it's only a few seconds of the movie taken out of context, but that looks and sounds like a strong contender for one of the worst movies ever made. If I were Scottie Pippen, I'd be regretting my involvement and trying to distance myself from it too.

... what the fuck, is Scottie Pippen really all out of money already? The quality looks like a cheap 90s porno.

Those bastards deserve to be beaten up. They started it.

What a weird way to gain publicity for the movie.

Straight-to-DVD explains everything about this movie already. However, I sort of want to watch it now since Pippen is getting beaten up by midgets. That concept alone is a success.

... what the fuck, is Scottie Pippen really all out of money already?

It seems like that type of career move, isn't it? However, I'd say he was just sold on it being a fun and easy way to make a little pocket change in his retirement that's turned into a complete embarrassment to be involved with. Of course...

What a weird way to gain publicity for the movie.

...that's not a bad theory either.

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I don't know, even that looks better than Coleman's movie.

"Ladies, let's have party." - Scottie Pippen
"For the best tasting meat around..." - cheerleaders

No way that was mere coincidence, either.

Watching the Cleveland Show tonite I noticed a certain former Chicago Bull making a guest appearance singing about how he needs money... lol I can't find the video, but here's a picture:

EDIT found it:

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I guess that's slightly better than the other project.