I'll do it similar to my "top non-championship" list. Remember that before 2005 there were only 29 teams.
1. 2000 Los Angeles ClippersYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2000 | 15-67 | 13-69 | 97.8 (28th) | 110.1 (29th) | Derek Anderson (16.9/4.0/3.4, 3.4) | Michael Olowokandi (9.8/8.2/0.5, -0.8) | -10.73 (29th) |
2009 | 19-63 | 18-64 | 102.3 (30th) | 111.7 (27th) | Marcus Camby (10.3/11.1/2.0, 5.2) | Baron Davis (14.9/3.7/7.7, 0.6) | -8.46 (29th) |
2008 | 23-59 | 21-61 | 101.2 (28th) | 109.1 (19th) | Corey Maggette (22.1/5.6/2.7, 6.9) | Quinton Ross (4.1/2.3/1.2, 0.7) | -6.56 (27th) |
2. 2005 Atlanta HawksYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2005 | 13-69 | 16-66 | 100.6 (29th) | 111.1 (29th) | Josh Childress (10.1/6.0/1.9, 4.6) | Boris Diaw (4.8/2.6/2.3, 0.1) | -9.62 (30th) |
Atlanta's easily the worst team of the decade, but only once have they only been truly terrible. The rest of the early part of the decade are a bunch of 26th place finishes.
3. 2003 Cleveland CavaliersYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2003 | 17-65 | 16-66 | 96.5 (28th) | 106.7 (24th) | Carlos Boozer (10.0/7.5/1.3, 6.1) | Darius Miles (9.2/5.4/2.6, -1.4) | -9.58 (29th) |
This team had two near all-star caliber players (Boozer and Ilgauskas) who both played 81 games and 2000+ minutes. Ricky Davis also played alright. The team also had Miles, DeSagana Diop (36% shooting), Milt Palacio (47%), DeJaun Wagner (47%), Tyrone Hill (47%), Chris Mihm (46%), and Bimbo Coles (38%) all log 500+ minutes. Some like Miles and Palacio played as many minutes as Boozer.
4. 2000-2002 Chicago BullsYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2000 | 17-65 | 15-67 | 94.2 (29th) | 104.6 (15th) | Elton Brand (20.1/10.0/1.9, 7.2) | Randy Brown (6.4/2.4/3.4, -0.8) | -9.23 (28th) |
2001 | 15-67 | 16-66 | 97.2 (29th) | 107.3 (27th) | Elton Brand (20.1/10.1/3.2, 6.0) | Jamal Crawford (4.6/1.5/2.3, -0.9) | -9.09 (29th) |
2002 | 21-61 | 18-64 | 98.2 (28th) | 107.6 (24th) | Fred Hoiberg (4.4/2.7/1.7, 2.7) | Charles Oakley (3.8/6.0/2.0, -0.5) | -8.52 (29th) |
2004 | 23-59 | 23-59 | 96.6 (29th) | 103.4 (16th) | Kirk Hinrich/Jamal Crawford | Kendall Gill (9.6/3.4/1.6, 0.4) | -6.69 (29th) |
Okay, so Hoiberg wasn't the Bulls actual most valuable player that year, Brad Miller (12.7/8.4/2.1, 4.4) was and Ron Mercer was the worst (16.8/3.9/3.0, -1.1) but Miller was traded at mid-season. Yes, the Bulls traded the two highest PER players on the team at the time for the right to pay Jalen Rose the maximum.
For what it's worth, these teams are so bad you could literally pick multiple LVP's. In 2000 you've also got Dickey Simpkins, Will Perdue, Chris Carr, Corey Benjamin all playing major minutes with ORtg's below 90. In 2001 you also have Mracus Fizer, Benjamin, Bryce Drew and Dragant Tarlac to choose from. Oh, and 259 minutes of something called a Dalibor Bagaric that shoots 30%, has a PER of 3.3 and ORtg of 65.
5. 2006 Portland Trail BlazersYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2006 | 21-61 | 16-66 | 101.1 (30th) | 111.9 (28th) | Steve Blake (8.2/2.1/4.5, 2.7) | Darius Miles (14.0/4.6/1.8, -1.0) | -8.91 (30th) |
How did this team get overlooked? Oh, look, a familiar friend as our LVP.
6. 2009 Sacramento KingsYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2009 | 17-65 | 19-63 | 105.5 (25th) | 114.7 (30th) | Kevin Martin (24.6/3.6/2.7, 4.9) | Donte Greene (3.8/1.6/0.5, -1.1) | -8.59 (30th) |
Okay, so Donte Greene didn't play 1000+ minutes (Hawes is next) but he was just so bad last season I had to include him.
7. 2008 Miami HeatYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2008 | 15-67 | 18-64 | 100.5 (29th) | 110.0 (26th) | Dwyane Wade (24.6/4.2/6.9, 3.2) | Daequan Cook (8.9/3.1/1.3, -0.4) | -8.53 (30th) |
8. 2001 Golden State WarriorsYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2001 | 17-65 | 17-65 | 97.8 (28th) | 107.4 (28th) | Antawn Jamison (24.9/8.7/2.0, 6.9) | Erick Dampier (7.4/5.8/1.4, -0.5) | -8.11 (28th) |
2000 | 19-63 | 20-62 | 99.8 (27th) | 108.4 (27th) | Donyell Marshall (14.2/10.0/2.6, 3.9) | John Starks/Larry Hughes | -7.62 (27th) |
9. 2008 Seattle SuperSonicsYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2008 | 20-62 | 19-63 | 100.5 (29th) | 109.5 (22nd) | Nick Collison (9.8/9.4/1.4, 4.7) | Jeff Green (10.5/4.7/1.5, 0.2) | -8.04 (29th) |
10. 2003 Denver NuggetsYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2003 | 17-65 | 17-65 | 92.2 (29th) | 101.3 (6th) | Juwan Howard (18.4/7.6/3.0, 6.0) | Nikoloz Tskitishvili (3.9/2.2/1.1, -1.0) | -7.41 (28th) |
"Anyone who played in the backcourt" also would have been acceptible for LVP. (Junior Harrington, Vincent Yarbrough, Chris Whitney, Rodney White, Shammond Williams, Kenny Satterfield, your various 2003 Denver Nuggets backcourt starters!)
And a couple honorable mentions:
2004 Orlando MagicYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2004 | 21-61 | 22-60 | 102.7 (13th) | 110.4 (29th) | Tracy McGrady (28.0/6.0/5.5, 8.5) | Britton Johnsen (2.1/2.3/0.6, -0.6) | -7.25 (29th) |
Johnsen didn't play anywhere near enough minutes, but for some insane reason was the opening day starter, stayed there for the first three games. Then he suddenly came back in
this game late in the season which is now a top favorite boxscore.
2006 New York KnicksYr. | W-L | Pythag | Off | Def | "MVP" | "LVP" | SRS |
2006 | 23-59 | 24-58 | 104.0 (23rd) | 111.0 (26th) | Jamal Crawford (14.3/3.1/3.8, 4.5) | Maurice Taylor (6.3/3.4/0.8, -0.5) | -6.30 (29th) |
42 seperate starting lineups.Some others pretty bad teams include: 2009, 2001 and 2004 Washington Wizards, 2008 Milwaukee Bucks, 2002 Memphis Grizzlies, 2008 Knicks, 2005 New Orleans Hornets, 2008 Minnesota Timberwolves and 2005 Charlotte Bobcats.