Tim Duncan Apologize's as Shaq considers...

by **Jackal** on Fri Aug 29, 2003 4:30 am

Spurs Apologize as Shaq Considers New Album and ‘Kazaam 2’

The San Antonio Spurs delivered a formal apology to the nation on Friday after realizing that their elimination of Shaquille O’Neal and the Los Angeles Lakers from the NBA playoffs freed up time for Shaq to work on another rap album or movie.
“We would like to express our deepest regrets,” said Tim Duncan. “In the heat of the battle we forgot the implications of what beating the Lakers would mean.”
O’Neal has not starred in a movie since 1997’s ‘Steel,’ and hasn’t recorded an album since 1998, two years before the Lakers began their run of titles.
“We can only hope and pray, along with the rest of the nation, that Shaq duplicates 1999 and 2000 – years in which he went without a title, movie and album – and focuses solely on basketball this offseason,” said Duncan.

by **TRUball** on Fri Aug 29, 2003 4:53 am

LoL, is this a real article?

by **havasufalls** on Fri Aug 29, 2003 5:00 am

kobes_4real wrote:LoL, is this a real article?

thats wat i wanna know :?:

by **Jackal** on Fri Aug 29, 2003 5:01 am

Naw its a spoof but quite funny dont you think. :lol:

by **TRUball** on Fri Aug 29, 2003 5:12 am

Psycho_Jackal wrote:Naw its a spoof but quite funny dont you think.

did u make it up?

by **Jackal** on Fri Aug 29, 2003 5:19 am

Nopes, off of this site.

by **The Big Racist** on Fri Aug 29, 2003 10:51 am

LOL! i would like to see what wouldve happend if this would be real

by **ThisizaJackMove** on Fri Aug 29, 2003 2:51 pm

Tim Duncan isn't STUPID...He know he'll have to play against SHaq again sometimes, its obviously a fake and he wouldn't say that anyway...He dont know how 2 be funny.

by **Stevan** on Sat Aug 30, 2003 5:36 pm

wow, if that were real, the most shocking thing would be that Tim Duncan has enough personality to say something like that

by **Jackal** on Sun Aug 31, 2003 3:32 am

ThisIzAJackMove wrote:Tim Duncan isn't STUPID...He know he'll have to play against SHaq again sometimes, its obviously a fake and he wouldn't say that anyway...He dont know how 2 be funny.

Heard of a sense of humor dude? Does EVERYTHING have to be the same old boring news? :roll: