Now that I'm on topic, I can go off topic.
As Tales once said in a comeback thread after being missing for months, "the fat lady came knocking on my door". I nearly died guys. I had bad stomach cramps and shat all over my kevin kleins (pure immitation underwear, oh yeah!). And I just kept farting. I sniffed so much fumes I passed out. And then the strangest thing happened. I woke up and forgot that the nlsc ever existed. Recently I've had flash-backs but didn't know what they meant. I had flashbacks of large flame throwers, pinapple trophies, and other random crap. Then eventually I figured out that I used to post here.
What really happened... I left for dotorg under a fake alias in order to do some research on internet communities for my PHD. But there were bandwitdth issues and I had to alt f4 out of there. Ok I'm lying again. I only posted there once with my mate Michael Jordan! Damn he was a legend!
The god honest truth. I went and joined the American Army in the hope that I could help find Osama. These petrol prices are ridiculous. Plus, I figured, shit, why not get paid to stroll the Afghanistani country side pretending to look for Osama, hoping secretly that I never find him, continuing to lie in shades sipping cool drinks with a piece of hay in my mouth. But then, just my freakin luck, I accidentally ran into Osama at a local Afghanistani record shop. It turns out Osama was looking for a Tupac LP! Then Osama gave me those whole spiel about how Tupac is still alive, freestylin and pimpin with the rest of the Al-Q crew. Me and Osama got chatting and he told me that he had previously been an Nba-Live fan, banned at dotorg for stealing jersey textures. Osama also said years ago in the old forum he was involved in arguments around charity ribbons on jerseys for live 2000 and the shit hit the fan - so this is not the first time Osama has had to go into hiding. He said running from the American government is much easier than dealing with a bunch of pissed off patchers. Me and Osama are now planning to take over all the 7 Elevens of the world. Osama hates live 06 because you can't post up. I smell a jihad on EA Sports.
So apart from that I haven't really been up to too much. Recently I got me a copy of live 06, of course I had to get on here first to see whether it had been released yet. Unfortunately, popular theories around here about me and Russian midgets or whatever it was, are not true. That was only the one time because I wanted to try love without feeling inadequate due to size. I quit that when I accidentally launched a Russian midget chick into the ceiling fan. Needless to say, that was the end of that relationship.
For a while there I contemplated starting a war on something, because I really had nothing better to do. I thought, maybe "the war on petrol prices", but then Australian current affairs programs beat me to it...
Did you guys know that princess Mary gave birth? The bitch ain't getting a cent of alamony!
It has been so long since I posted here. Really, I'm just back for some closure (I dunno!) and to say hello to the people that consumed so much of my time once upon a time. No I'm not turning into Pavel smoking weed and reading books and calling you all dumbasses. Why would I state the obvious. Screw that. I have read the site a couple of times lately. Did you guys know that if you'd put as much effort into getting laid as you did into signatures, and long posts (whoops) then maybe you would spend more time... getting rejected by girls and less time making posts and joining e-gangs!
It's nice to see that Jae has managed to stay consistently since his comeback some time ago. Matthew on the other hand has had more comebacks then Michael Jackson has had young boys in his bed
Andrew, you've persisted all this time, great job you crazy bastard. You even survived "the war on Andrew" and all its chapters. Great job. Good to see Thug's around too. Some of the real vets still suporting the site... (either that or you fuckers just can't let go! )
So anyhoo, just when you thought a long post was ending with sentimental garbage relating to forum veterans, I have the sudden realisation that I haven't told you guys where I've really been or what I've been up to. That's because I've spent the last year of my life contemplating a sex change, and in order to have my wee-wee snipped I have been required to live the life of a woman for an extended period. So, that means I had to cut off (pun intended!) some of my usual networks, in particular ones which I had only participated in exlusively as a male. Hmm, so technically speaking after that Jessica121 thing I could have stayed here!
Oh and then there was my foray into the porn industry. Again with the midgets... it's a recurring theme for me.
Life is good, all is going well, and now I'm looking for a fine ass midget bitch to round out my life.
I see you guys are doing a thing where you're starting little e-cyber-forum-online-net gang syndicate get together thingies. I'm starting my own, members get a free cap and t-shirt.
And the real reason I decided to post...
Homor please make sig for my e-posse !!! Yeah yeah i give you pashinating love !!! oh yeah pure turkiye sex beast (beast like big ben) !!! my love for big ben is size like apollo 13 !!! This sig will cost me like a donkey dick,but is ok as i make you swollow that fuck word !!!
God I miss you Homer.
I'm out like gay guys at a mardigras.
Good night and good luck.
