Paris Hilton's Going To Jail

[Sauru]

I believe it. Being a spoiled rich bitch isn't a medical condition, no matter how much you spin it. It's funny to me how she decided not to go to a private prison, to prove that she is normal, . She should have just paid for the private prison, maybe she could've had central air conditioning and a pillow.

Someone I know sympathizes with her because they spent a weekend in county jail. He said it's hard enough doing one day.

Every county and state prison will give you a pillow. You only sleep on solid concrete in holding cells the night you get arrested. Unfortunately I know from experience.

been there too, though i didnt sleep. i also went in july, and july in georgia is hot, hot and humid, and they dont Ac the cells at all. the night i was there the cell had about 15 people in it also so it was really crowded. the girl that got busted with us were held in another cell(obviously) but they let the girls keep the cell door open and gave them a fan.

[Matt]

hahha, that video ripped into her real bad.

[Laxation]

http://www.break.com/index/paris-hilton ... es-it.html

[Sauru]

i saw that video before, the media is playing it like a super fan cant believe it, to me it sounds like a guy looking for attention. he does not sound serious at all

[Laxation]

i saw that video before, the media is playing it like a super fan cant believe it, to me it sounds like a guy looking for attention. he does not sound serious at all

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Barbieri

On the Jimmy Kimmel Live show, one of the things Barbieri is best known for is insinuating himself into major news stories, as a fictitious character. Among other names, he has called himself Jake Byrd when doing this. Segments on the Kimmel program are called : Jake Byrd... Celebrity Avenger! He has successfully fooled major media outlets, including The New York Times and Court TV.

One of his most recent famous stunts was posing as obsessed fan Jake Byrd, at the 2005 trial of Michael Jackson. During the arraignment of Michael Jackson he fooled The New York Times. During jury deliberations, he similarly fooled Court TV, as the same character, with the same back story.[1] The Jake Byrd character ostensibly works in a pet store in Chino, California. Jake Byrd was also at the Michael Jackson trial.

When celebrity Paris Hilton was sent back to jail for driving with a suspended license, on June 8th, 2007, "Jake Byrd" was heard screaming "No, No, No, No!" at the Paris Hilton News conference. Later live camera shots showed him clowning and making faces, while wearing a hat with a sign that said, "Let her live". Early press reports from the scene did not identify him as a performer.

[[Q]]

on a local radio station, they made a parody song of "this is why im hot" witha girl supposed to be paris saying "this is so not hot" and stuff about not being in jail and going back and stuff.

[shadowgrin]

lol on 'Jake Byrd'.
If he always places himself in major news stories, he really has the potential to be a real reporter or even cameraman.

[Oznogrd]

I really, really, really hope South Park make an episode on this. Only their rich parody of this selfish whore would justify the amount of publicity she gets.

Plus I'm sure it would be INCREDIBLY funny as well.

Just catching up with this thread since i hate the whore i havent read it yet
1. Fuck Paris, her ass needs be in jail just as long as everybody else's. She played them like fucking puppets to get out and county jail? no not a nice place, but not the place she's going to get stabbed with a shiv either
2. South Park probly wont do an episode as i have a feeling they felt they made their statement about Paris before. Also, she never got out of Mr. Slaves ass.

[cyanide]

I was watching the news yesterday, and she said via a phone call that she "will come out a new person and will do more charity work." Blah blah blah.

[shadowgrin]

do more charity work

Like whoring herself to the needy?

[Jackal]

Not even the needy are that needy I'd think.

[bigh0rt]

http://www.isparisinjailrightnow.com/

[Joe']

LOL, You guys can't wait til we don't hear about Paris Hilton anymore yet you keep talking about her.

[cyanide]

I think the only time we don't mind talking about her is when she's in jail

[shadowgrin]

Or she's dying from sexual-related disease.

[mvpshaq32]

I just saw on the morning news that Hilton's trash is being sold on Ebay.
Her coke can went for $51 and a can of dog food for $305!!!!!!!

[JT_55]

Well, that's celebrity trash for you. Some crazy fans decided to crack the wallet for some junk.