Paris Hilton's Going To Jail

[Pera]

I hate these spoiled celebrities.They think they can get away with pretty much everything. Jeez, and when they can't they go calling for help.God damn its their own fault.Why can't they just accept that ?

Also I found the letter funny, the first part is hilarious.Trying to sweet talk Arnold.

[Andreas Dahl]

Guess what she does 5 days after getting sentenced to jail for driving on a suspended license. That's right, she drives on the suspended license yet again.

[Ty-Land]

I really, really, really hope South Park make an episode on this. Only their rich parody of this selfish whore would justify the amount of publicity she gets.

Plus I'm sure it would be INCREDIBLY funny as well.

[hammertime23]

Yeah me too, but the only thing that sucks is that we'll have to wait until fall for the next new episode.

[Andrew]

I'd be really surprised if they don't at least have a fleeting parody of the situation in the second half of Season 11.

[shadowgrin]

that face never moves.

I think they teach that in model school.

She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives

I rarely say this, but the whoever wrote that petition is a loser. Life so boring that one must find happiness in other's life?

Maybe some corrections to that petition would help:

Let me first begin by saying that I grew up as a child enjoying all of your wonderful films. You really are the Last Action Hero. You are doing a great job in the great state of California.

I would like to bring a matter to your attention that you may or may not already be aware of due to the excessive media coverage this matter has received recently, which is more excessive than the downloading of Paris' video in the internet

She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world by showing that you can be stupid yet still be successful by being a high-class slut.

Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life, the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic “House of Wax”, and who could forget her highly successful internet video. In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, writer, and world-class whore

countless celebrities have been “slapped on the wrist” for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, and Haley Joel Osment to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges

Please allow her to her return to her career and life so that we could be happy again with our mundane lives

I hope and expect that you will understand and please consider granting this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton.
Enclosed is a copy of Paris' hit internet videos to help with your decision

Update:
Jail her - 54300+
Free her - 22800+

[Dan's Brain]

Just thought i'd bring this up again because she's in now.....


And is already getting special treatment. Showering alone, getting to keep her hair extensions . This really is a fucking joke.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=271186

[Gundy]

I can't wait for the day when we never hear about Paris Hilton again.

[TSquared]

i cant wait til i get to sleep with paris hilton again...

[el badman]

i cant wait til i get to sleep with paris hilton again...

Enjoy your STDs

[TSquared]

hrrmmm... Paris has STD?.. ...now i gotta tell britney i got her one too...

[Gundy]

hrrmmm... Paris has STD?.. ...now i gotta tell britney i got her one too...

SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD!!!!!!!!!!

[Indy]

hrrmmm... Paris has STD?.. ...now i gotta tell britney i got her one too...

Damn. I feel sorry as hell for you. You fucked the 2 nastiest skankiest coke whores in hollywood. How much did you get paid man?

[Its_asdf]

TSquared you sicken me.

[bigh0rt]

TSquared you are a doofus.

Fixed.

[TSquared]

cmon guys....u know i was kiddin...just adding some flavor to the thread so it'd be fun.. funny as after i posted.. there were a lot of replies...

[Jackal]

Don't mistake irritation for appreciation of "humor".

You don't have "humor", you possess the thing we like to call "D'oh, stoopid".

[TSquared]

bah..everybody makes fun of diseases and other stuff..why ball me? there'r others who do the same ya know? im not as stupid as spelling stupid as (stoopid)..stupid

[Patr1ck]

Paris Hilton is out of jail. I'm not surprised at all.

[Indy]

bah..everybody makes fun of diseases and other stuff..why ball me? there'r others who do the same ya know? im not as stupid as spelling stupid as (stoopid)..stupid

No, in fact you are quite a bit stupider then that. And less funny too.

[Sauru]

is it really a surprise to anyone that she is already out of jail? infact i am amazed she was there that long. the reason they gave to let her out could prove to backfire on them someday though.

[Jackal]

im not as stupid as spelling stupid as (stoopid)..stupid

You just proved you do not belong here.

[Indy]

im not as stupid as spelling stupid as (stoopid)..stupid

You just proved you do not belong here.

He's from the Phillipines, what do you expect?

[el badman]

is it really a surprise to anyone that she is already out of jail? infact i am amazed she was there that long. the reason they gave to let her out could prove to backfire on them someday though.

Not a surprise indeed, since she entered it was being said she wouldn't even have to stay 23 days. But 3 fucking days??
It's pretty ironic that she's officially out because of health & sanitation reasons, while she's the disease-riddled hooker.

[Matt]

this is a joke.....she just got a whole lot more press during the incident.