Why It's Tough Being a Man...

[bigh0rt]

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination. If she asks you, it’s a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you’re pervert. If you don’t, you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you’re sexist. If you don’t, you’re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain. If you don’t, you’re a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you’re after something. If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re full of yourself. If you don’t, you’re not ambitious.

If she has a head ache, she’s tired. If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you’re oversexed. if you don’t, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! …….. THEY WANT TO!!

[MaD_hAND1e]

haha
So true.
Anti-sexism is just reverse discrimination of men.

[bigh0rt]

Even since the beginning of time, old wive's tales (well, they're proverbs, but whatever) have set us up so that they can be right no matter what. See for yourself...

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
But... Out of sight, out of mind.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
But... Don't cross the bridge until you come to it.

Don't judge a book by its cover.
But... Clothes make the man

You're never too old to learn.
But... You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A word to the wise is sufficient.
But... Talk is cheap.

Look before you leap.
But... He who hesitates is lost.

It's better to be safe than sorry.
But... Nothing ventured, nothing gained

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
But... Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
But... Silence is golden.

Birds of a feather flock together.
But... Opposites attract.

The pen is mightier than the sword.
But... Actions speak louder than words.

[benji]

reverse discrimination

implies true "discrimination" can only happen one way...

[Matt]

If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore

hahaha

[Nick]

So true? Looks like a load of shit chain email created by some 15 yr old boy to me.

[Jing]

Hm. good laughs.

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

[neospurin]

Who here is a pansy like me?
Good thread and a good read

[dada]

Sometimes I feel like a pansy.