by koberulz on Sat Oct 20, 2012 1:51 am
Brendan Joyce spent the entirety of tonight's game trying to make Steve Carfino look good. And succeeding.
He started by mispronouncing Alex Loughton's name. Every. Single. Fucking. Time. Then, after Loughton went on a bit of a run, only to pick up his third foul in the second quarter, this happened:
SC: "And Alex Loughton will have to sit down with his third foul...I was just going to say that that's about the only thing that can slow him down: foul trouble."
BJ: "I was just going to say, are you sure you want him sitting down? I guess you've got to give guys rests, but it is only a 40 minute game so you can really afford to leave them on the court a bit longer, especially when they're hot. Unless...how many fouls does he have? I don't think he's in foul trouble...he's only got...let me see...yeah, he only has, uh...um, okay, yeah...oh, right he has three fouls, so that's why he's sitting down."
And then, after someone takes a charge with one foot in and one foot out of the arc (under FIBA rules, both feet must be inside the no-charge arc, not touching the line, for the player to be considered inside the arc):
BJ: [watching the replay] "Yeah, he was clearly inside the arc there."
SC: "No, one foot looked like it was out."
BJ: "I thought if one foot was in, you were in? Or do both feet have to be in?"
SC: "I'm pretty sure both feet have to be in. That's what Andrew [Gaze, the only NBL commentator to ever get this rule right] told me the other day."
BJ: "I thought...then what's the point of the arc? Have they changed that rule now? And anyway, you have to have both feet level, you have to be horizontal, to get a charge, and if he's got one foot in and one foot out, that means his feet aren't level so it should have been a block."
It was definitely a charge.